The stories i may tell you

- Dad's limerick - "There was a young Master named Tate, who's name it did seem chanced fate. For 'tis a child's game to make fun of a name. Thank goodness he wasn't named Bate."

-What is Wise? philosophically speaking, a baby must be wise, it knows what it wants and when and exactly how to get it, they live simple lives, have an uncanny judge of character and they never lie. a baby is wise; the world is just more perfect through those brand new eyes.

- August 16, 1987- the harmonic convergence occurs - a very spiritual day for religions the world over.


-August 16, 1988- A year before my birth, a Yogi/Palm Reader named Singh Modi, predicted my birth one year later. Some Buddhists believe that a soul chooses its parents before conception... wtf was i thinking?

- August 16, 1989- Ten minutes after i was born there was a full lunar eclipse and the moon turned blood red.


- When i was 5 my mom was using a hack saw to cut picture hanging wire. i told her it wouldn't work, saws weren't meant to cut wire. i went and got the wire clippers but she refused them. Right then the saw slipped and cut me across the eyebrow... Irony

- In third grade they called me Holy Kickin' Tater Tot, because i kicked the girl who called me Tater tot... not because she was witty and said it, but because she then told me a Tater-tot was a frozen ball of potato shreds.

-I'd rather make mistakes and learn to forgive, than have to tell my children that I never really lived...

-My '08 new years resolution was to quit smoking pot and cigarettes, its the first one I've ever kept.

-I know people who have stopped smoking crack just so they could afford Junction pizza.